Surely you jest
A bishop advertises a job to ring the bell in his tower. The only job applicant is a hunchback with no arms.
Bishop: "How can you do the job? You can't pull the rope!"
Hunchback: "I have a cunning plan - but we have to go to the top of the tower, where the bell is." So they climb all those stairs to the top of the tower.
Bishop: "Okay, show me your plan."
The hunchback runs and jumps at the bell, striking it, full force, with his face. Sure enough, the bell rings. So, despite his misgivings, the bishop hired the hunchback to ring the bell.
Every day the hunchback comes in and rings the bell. One day, the hunchback decides to try to ring the bell louder. He goes to the farthest corner of the tower, and runs as fast as he can toward the bell. When he jumps up and hits it with his head, the bell rings clear and loud. Unfortunately, the hunchback hit the bell so hard he's a little groggy. He staggers around a bit, and falls out a window to the street below. A crowd gathers around the hunchback's mangled body lying in the street; the bishop goes out to investigate the commotion.
A policeman arrives and asks the bishop, "Who is this guy?"
The bishop replies: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell."
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
And then, there's the one about this guy who walks into a bar . . .
A crow wearing a pearl necklace walks into a bar. He orders a drink. "I've never seen a crow wearing a pearl necklace before", says the barkeep.
"What do you expect with basic black?" says the crow.
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."
A Texas Rangers baseball player races into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
An infectious disease walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases here."
And the infectious disease says, "Well you're not a very good host."
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."
And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."
A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"
